[Glenn]

You know your addicted to Volleyball when

...You have a volleyball in the back of your car.

...the background of your computer has a volleyball theme.

...you'd skip the NBA Finals' Game 7 to play at a tournament.

...you need to ask "who's Kobe Bryant?"

...you have considered naming your twin children Misty and May.

...you have considered spending $125 on net and antennas just in case you play in a gym that didn't have them.

...you have went running in the sand hoping to improve your vert.

...you have ever laughed at Nike's attempt to make a volleyball .

...you post at this forum more often than you update your own website.

...you wonder why the major stations won't broadcast professional matches during prime time.

...you have a shelf dedicated to back-issues of Volleyball Magazine.

...you have named that shelf.

...You've slept with a volleyball like it was a teddy bear.

...You own more than 2 pairs of knee pads

...somebody mentions volleyball and your head pops up

...you thought it was cool that in Castaway Tom Hanks was talking to a vball

...somebody asks you what your big plans for the summer are and you say VOLLEYBALL CAMPS!!!

...you get excited to read the newest "Midwest Volleyball Warehouse" or other volleyball supplies and gear magazines

...you wear shirts that say, "friends don't let friends cheerlead" or "my boyfriend wanted me to choose between him and volleyball...let's play ball"

...you can't remember birthdays but you know where you'll be for the next month's worth or weekends.

...you family never has to ask where you've been when they look at you clothes and see sand or grass stains.

...your living area looks as if it was decorated by the AVP.

...you have actually read volleyball books.

...you have read Arie Selinger's book (let alone know who he is).

...you wore the rooster hair cut because Timmons was your idle.

...you remember a women's indoor professional league in the US before there was a USPVL.

...you have one bag for your clothes and another for all your balls.

...you know how to tape yourself.

...you can walk on the sides of your feet because your ankles have been sprained so many times.

...you have considered hiring a personal chiropractor for your back. (A proper volleyball stance equals poor posture!)

...it's a tough decision between food and volleyball, because if you choose food then you won't be able to play volleyball afterward.

...you have permanent court-burn scars.

...you kill time in class drawing stick figures playing volleyball.

...you have dreamt of playing volleyball on the moon.

...you can accurately pace off 9 meters. (about ten feet)

…When entering an empty gym you look for the volleyball lines.

...you've EVER tried setting a volleyball into a basketball hoop.

...you've EVER tried it more than 3 consecutve times from the 3 point line.

...you deflate your ball if you're bringing it on a plane.

...you block the beginners, just to show'em a little sump'n.

...your idol is a volleyball player...

I got these from several friends who are addicted to volleyball....