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OmniSpiker · 05-24-2007, 01:03 PM

Zone out! Zone out! Zone out!

*At team meetings raise your hand and ask for permission to use the restrooms.

Good to Go!

*At warm up, tell the coach that you've already warmed up from basketball, soccer, or track and field, etc., ...

Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!

*During game, tell everyone that you've been blinded by the bright lights on the ceiling.
*Tell coach you need to be subbed out, becuase you really need to get to the restroom.
*Tell coach you can't play, becuase you've got cramps, PMS, or other female hormone imbalance.

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OmniSpiker Player Status: Offline Posts: 168 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Forest meets Lake	05-24-2007, 01:03 PM Zone out! Zone out! Zone out! At team meetings raise your hand and ask for permission to use the restrooms. Good to Go! At warm up, tell the coach that you've already warmed up from basketball, soccer, or track and field, etc., ... Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! During game, tell everyone that you've been blinded by the bright lights on the ceiling. Tell coach you need to be subbed out, becuase you really need to get to the restroom. *Tell coach you can't play, becuase you've got cramps, PMS, or other female hormone imbalance. Me eat meat in team.