"I've got an itch that makes me twitch. It's inappropriate but I need a switch. I feel like it's a virus glitch. I'm the batter that struck out on the third pitch. I've better confess, I'm hungry for that sandwich. It's because of a spell cast by a witch. In reality all I'm trying to do is ditch..."
- that'll get you benched, or at least a dirty confused look.
