[Glenn]

You know you're addicted to volleyball when...

you size up everyone you meet as a potential teammate/opponent.

you spike a piece of trash into a trash can instead of shooting it.

you refuse to be the first person in line but demand to be the second person in line because "that's just how it works" (applies to setters only).

everytime you see something falling to the floor, you dive for it.

you confess to your tailor that you don't know your suit size, but you can tell him your vert.

you can't figure out Pass Interferance or Icing, but only being allowed to sub a player three times per game make perfect sense.

you consider setting a performance art, because there is nothing more beautiful then the perfect set.

you thought Gabbie Reece was hot before anyone else.

you name your first born "Karch."

And the number one reason...

in your mind, flower-print board shorts will NEVER go out of style!