You know you're addicted to Volleyball when

[Glenn]

You know your addicted to Volleyball when

...You have a volleyball in the back of your car.

...the background of your computer has a volleyball theme.

...you'd skip the NBA Finals' Game 7 to play at a tournament.

...you need to ask "who's Kobe Bryant?"

...you have considered naming your twin children Misty and May.

...you have considered spending $125 on net and antennas just in case you play in a gym that didn't have them.

...you have went running in the sand hoping to improve your vert.

...you have ever laughed at Nike's attempt to make a volleyball .

...you post at this forum more often than you update your own website.

...you wonder why the major stations won't broadcast professional matches during prime time.

...you have a shelf dedicated to back-issues of Volleyball Magazine.

...you have named that shelf.

...You've slept with a volleyball like it was a teddy bear.

...You own more than 2 pairs of knee pads

...somebody mentions volleyball and your head pops up

...you thought it was cool that in Castaway Tom Hanks was talking to a vball

...somebody asks you what your big plans for the summer are and you say VOLLEYBALL CAMPS!!!

...you get excited to read the newest "Midwest Volleyball Warehouse" or other volleyball supplies and gear magazines

...you wear shirts that say, "friends don't let friends cheerlead" or "my boyfriend wanted me to choose between him and volleyball...let's play ball"

...you can't remember birthdays but you know where you'll be for the next month's worth or weekends.

...you family never has to ask where you've been when they look at you clothes and see sand or grass stains.

...your living area looks as if it was decorated by the AVP.

...you have actually read volleyball books.

...you have read Arie Selinger's book (let alone know who he is).

...you wore the rooster hair cut because Timmons was your idle.

...you remember a women's indoor professional league in the US before there was a USPVL.

...you have one bag for your clothes and another for all your balls.

...you know how to tape yourself.

...you can walk on the sides of your feet because your ankles have been sprained so many times.

...you have considered hiring a personal chiropractor for your back. (A proper volleyball stance equals poor posture!)

...it's a tough decision between food and volleyball, because if you choose food then you won't be able to play volleyball afterward.

...you have permanent court-burn scars.

...you kill time in class drawing stick figures playing volleyball.

...you have dreamt of playing volleyball on the moon.

...you can accurately pace off 9 meters. (about ten feet)

…When entering an empty gym you look for the volleyball lines.

...you've EVER tried setting a volleyball into a basketball hoop.

...you've EVER tried it more than 3 consecutve times from the 3 point line.

...you deflate your ball if you're bringing it on a plane.

...you block the beginners, just to show'em a little sump'n.

...your idol is a volleyball player...

I got these from several friends who are addicted to volleyball....

[VBLIStaff]

You have more then 10 volleyball players email address phone numbers first and last names and skill level memorized.

[Gene Ramos]

Originally Posted by VBLIStaff

You have more then 10 volleyball players email address phone numbers first and last names and skill level memorized.

I see now....he he he.

[SleepySmurf]

You have more then one Volleyball in the trunk of your car with a portable pump.

[James]

When you roll off your bed trying to save the ball in your dream

[Monty]

You know your addicted when you train 10 times a week, 5 in the gym, 5 with the ball and then have a match on Saturday and Sunday. You have your own Vball website and your favourite list is full of Vball links. You use ALL your holidays on training camps and tours and dont have anytime for friends outside vball or for any family. You move to a foreign country on your own where no-one speaks english just so you can wake up to play Vball and not waste your life sitting behind a desk.

[manualace]

Hell yeah, volleyball is the best. And what do you mean by what skill level you are on? It says A, AA, B, BB? Sorry I am only in High School.

[VBFOOL]

• When you carry an ICE and Heat pack in your bag.
• When you have a medicine chest in your Volleyball back pack.
• When you boast you play 4 times a week and your tired.

[MiddleMan]

Your boss is impressed because you stay late all the time. What he doesn't realize is that the volleyball courts are closer to work than home.

You never miss a college or professional football, basketball, baseball or hockey post-season game, unless it falls on a Monday, Tuesday or Thursday night.

You invite a girl on a date and she's free this week on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday, so you put the date off until next week.

You take frequent business trips and you know how long it takes, to the minute, to get from JFK or LaGuardia to every facility that you play, and schedule your flights accordingly.

[VBLIGUY]

Originally Posted by MiddleMan

Your boss is impressed because you stay late all the time. What he doesn't realize is that the volleyball courts are closer to work than home.

You never miss a college or professional football, basketball, baseball or hockey post-season game, unless it falls on a Monday, Tuesday or Thursday night.

You invite a girl on a date and she's free this week on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday, so you put the date off until next week.

You take frequent business trips and you know how long it takes, to the minute, to get from JFK or LaGuardia to every facility that you play, and schedule your flights accordingly.

MiddleMan: I LOVE IT!

I'm 45 minutes from my gym to LGA and 52 minutes from JFK. I figured the other local airports such as Newark and MCArther are just to far.

Where to you play?