Fiting Volleyball Quotes

SleepySmurf · **Fiting Volleyball Quotes -** 03-10-2006, 11:05 PM

What's your volleyball quote?

Here's mine......

"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill any time"

NewEnglandRT · 03-10-2006, 11:44 PM

If you play with me than you'd recognize this:

"Outside is outside....like here! That's a 3, I'm looking for a 4 or 5.... that ball was here, I'm going there.... like ooouuutside!"

I don't know if that's what you were looking for... but you'll hear that from me about once a match at least. I'm constantly yapping at my setters..... hence I never get set :shrug: funny how that works eh?

spikedeclipse · 03-11-2006, 02:09 AM

This is my all time favorite volleyball quote:

"Volleyball is a game of mistakes. If no one made a mistake, if everyone read the hitter just right, if no one ever made a hitting or service error, then the rallies and the game would never end. There would be no winners and no losers. It wouldn't be a game."

strazzere · 03-13-2006, 03:12 PM

As a setter I found this hillarious, true - and wanted to give all my hitters who've ever complained a shirt that said this:

"The Fundimentals of Volleyball;
1. Bump
2. Set
3. Blame the Set"

VBFOOL · **Zen -** 03-15-2006, 10:34 AM

"Leap and the Net Shall Appear"

ChrisKersey · **900 Sq Ft. -** 03-15-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepySmurf

What's your volleyball quote?

Here's mine......

"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill any time"

"There are 900 SQ feet on the other side of the net. All you have to do is hit one of them... okay?"

spikedeclipse · 03-16-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ChrisKersey

"There are 900 SQ feet on the other side of the net. All you have to do is hit one of them... okay?"

haha that's AWESOME

strazzere · 03-16-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by spikedeclipse

haha that's AWESOME

I remember some coach when I used to play junior olympics saying something like that.

Everytime someone missed as serve is was something like "it's 30x30! how can you NOT serve inside that?!"

VBFOOL · **3 of my best. -** 03-16-2006, 05:14 PM

"Hitting"

"Warned You!"

"I Hate Sportcourts"

VBSmiles · 03-24-2006, 10:01 AM

"GO TEAM"

"I Got It"

"Mine"

"Not Mine"

"Yours"

"You you you"

"Dude, what are you doing"

"NET, NET, NET"

"Touch"

"I Hate This Reff"

"Did You See That" reply.... " "

"You Blind"

"I have ADD" reply... "That's no excuse"

"I have ADHD" reply........ "That's still no excuse"