Volleyball Jokes

[SleepySmurf]

Q. Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?
A. For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Q. Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?
A. They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow.

Q. How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?
A. Every time one of them sets an X down the other one just says O.

Q. Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?
A. The coach told them they’ll be doing some reading today.

Q. Why did the volleyball player cross the road?
A. There are players on the other side. Besides there's a teammate that is bartending at the pub, who can serve drinks that are spiked. So they can do the volleyball handshake with a high ten and a bump.

Q. What’s the fastest way to get the setter mad?
A. Every time you make a pass let the setter know the ball is, “Up!” and tell the setter, “Yours!”

Q. Why does it take six players to carry the volleyball to a tournament?
A. Not one player can carry the volleyball and a whole team.

Q. How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand?
A. The server knew that it was the foot fault.

Q. Why are volleyball players so blameless?
A. They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

Q. Why do benched players look so wise?
A. They don’t look like the fools on the floor entertaining the crowds.

Q. Why is it hard to keep hitters productive indoors?
A. They always work on an angle to play outside.

Ok, they aren't all funny but you enjoyed them anyway....

[strazzere]

Q: What is the worst advice a coach could give at a nude volleyball tournament?
A: “Play hard.”

Q: How many middle-hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but first the setter has to put it perfectly into their hand.

Q: Why must a setter always be on top when having sex?
A: Because setter aren't capable of screwing up....

THE 6-PACK

The patient's volleyball team gathered to hear what the specialists had to say after the player was knocked out by getting six-packed in a match.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the teammates.

"For a power hitter's brain, $50,000.
For a setter's brain, $20,000."

The other setters on the team tried to look shocked, but they all nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's coach asked, Why is there difference in price between a setter's brain and a power hitter's brain?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the doctors. "Power hitter's brains cost more because they've barely been used."

[OmniSpiker]

Q:Why does a serve receive pattern never work against a sniper?
A:They all be running for cover.

Q:How do you know if a coach doesn't know what they're doing?
A:The real coach is yelling from the stands.

Q. Why did all the volleyball players stand in a line from shortest to tallest?
A. Coach asked the team to go from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.

[OmniSpiker]

Q: What do blockers and waiters/waitresses have in common?

A: If they do a good job, there's gonna be a big fat tip coming.

[OmniSpiker]

Classic:

Q: What are you doing with those shoe strings, ropes?

A: Planning to tie the score...